Gilbert & Sullivan's Patience is a sparkling and witty musical romp through the absurdities of celebrity worship and fandom. Join us as we reimagine it Thursday Murder Club-style in in the leafy surroundings of an upmarket retirement village.

Village manager Reginald Bunthorne is adored by all the ladies for his high-flown poetry, to the annoyance of the retired military chaps of the bowls club. But he only has eyes for Patience, the no-nonsense catering assistant. When a charismatic rival with a sideline in poetry arrives, confusion erupts ...

Tickets are £21 each.

• Buy online (with booking fee): www.ticketsource.co.uk/hlo
• Bank transfer: call the box office on 07942 365157 or email [email protected] with number of tickets and date. Then pay to account name HLOC, account number 36502588, sort code 60-20-18, using PAT25 and your surname as reference.
• Cheque: download the booking form, fill it in and send it, with a cheque made payable to HLOC, to HLO Box Office, 23 Priory Gardens, Hampton, Middlesex TW12 2PZ. Please collect your tickets from the box office when you arrive at the theatre.